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I gave wrong people the right pieces of me. — (via jakuzarskey)

(via themasterpupil)

queen-of-bakerstreet:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

"I’m so hungry I could eat a horse"

(via heyfunniest)

zodiaccity:

Yes….I’m a Capricorn, the best sign of all!

zodiaccity:

Yes….I’m a Capricorn, the best sign of all!

lolimreallygay:

I FEEL LIKE THE AGRESSOR

(via reallovea13)

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? — Albert Einstein (via int-jorp)

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Massage her thighs cause she a hard working woman. Then rub her booty.

How far we’ve come since dial up and AOL chat rooms !