I remember this “joke” this guy told me when I was in grade 8

Him: What do you use to catch a shark?

Me: I don’t know, fish?

Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?

Me: Oh, snake bait.

Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?

Me: Giraffe bait.

Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?

Me: What the hell is an eye master?

Him: Just answer the question!

Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—

(Source: -expelliarmus-)

Posted on November 25th at 10:17 PM
Reblogged from: pandadoughnut
Originally posted by: -expelliarmus-

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